HEY, THAT'S MY CHAIR

It never seems to fail whenever I sit down on my chair to use my computer. What you may ask? Well my cat has a habit of trying to squeeze behind me as I'm sitting in the chair. Now this may have been fine when she did this as a little kitten (which she did) but she's not a little kitten anymore! As you can see from the photo she is one big, chubby cat. Anyway, she eventually ends up squeezing me out of the chair and I just say "take the whole chair". Darn cat!

HEY, IT'S 5:30AM AND IT'S SUNDAY

5:30AM! What? Yes, that's the time my cats wake me up on each and every weekend. Now I know that during the week I get up at an ungodly hour (5:00AM) but this is the weekend already and I wanna sleep! I look forward to sleeping in on the weekends and think that sleep is one of the great joys of life (next to eating). Like clockwork every weekend my cats will start making a bunch of noise or several other tactics to make me get up so I can feed them. So like an idiot I get up, feed them, and then let the other one outdoors. Then I can finally go back to sleep. Jeez.....darn cats!