Probably nothing strikes as much fear into the minds of married men as when their wives ask them "do I look like I'm losing weight?". The mind goes blank as you are caught off guard by such as question. The heart starts to beat rapidly for fear of answering wrongly. Your mind races as you search for just the right words to answer. My stock answer, "Absolutely! Of course I think you're losing weight! I just forgot to mention it to you! Those pounds are melting away faster than butter in a frying pan!" Now I must say that my stock response doesn't always go over so good but I can assure you it is better than saying something really, really dumb. HAHA!
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